Here at the shop we only know four doctors. They are Who, Spin, Scholl and Martens. The first one is very difficult to get hold of for obvious reasons – you may just fleetingly catch him on Saturday but he usually has a lot on his plate – Daleks, Aliens and other prophets of doom. So not much luck there.

The Spin version you don’t want to see at any cost or time. He doesn’t usually have your interests at heart. He is more concerned with himself and is generally working off his own agenda – which is going to cost you (and me).

However the Doctors’ Scholl and Martens are known to us. They have usually all round presence here at the shop. Their style is very – how do you say – good bed side manner. You can flick through their pages of comfort or styled products and choose your own type of medication. It could help with sore feet or it could be a tonic, a sort of pick me up that helps you forget about the previous problem. That’s what I call a doctor.